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Lawyers Quotes

• There are two kinds people in this World, Being a Lawyer is better than both of them.
• If you can’t blow them with your brilliance, Baffle them with your bullshit.
• Life is too short for long-term grudges. – Elon Musk
• The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
• If you hang out with chickens you are going to cluck, If you hang out with eagles, you are going to fly.
• Those who hate lawyers, have either hired the wrong one and lost, represented themselves and lost or had such a bad case that no lawyer could win it.
• Some call me crazy, others call me advice.
• If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don’t let some idiot talk out of it.
• I’ll be speaking to my lawyer is the adult version of saying I’ll telling mom.
• Don’t misinform your doctor nor your lawyer.
• A doctor can save your life and A lawyer can defend your life.
• The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation. – Jeremy Bentham
• A lawyer is a person who writes a 10000 word document and call it “Brief.”
• Once a student of law, always a student of law.
• Being a law student is like studying history, finance and law all at once.
• If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
• The clearest way to show what the rule of law means to us in everyday life is to recall what has happened where there is no rule of law.
• Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold. – Joseph Parry
• Lawyers are like professional wrestlers, they pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over.
• Don’t wait for the right time, because it never comes. just go ahead and do it NOW.
• If you don’t have the facts, ARGUE THE LAW, If you don’t have the law, ARGUE THE FACTS, If you have neither the facts no the law, JUST ARGUE.
• Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer, Lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer.
• Time is Money, Especially when you are talking to lawyer.
• A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
• The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don’t understand it.

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Quotes About Lawyers

• I like to smile a people who don’t like me, Because I am a Lawyer.
• Google is great but a lawyer is always better.
• Where there is will, There is a Lawsuit.
• It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an Innocent one.
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
• Believe in yourself and you can do unbelievable things.
• Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice Everywhere.
• Good lawyers know the law, Great Lawyers know the judge.
• The young man know the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
• In law whoever tells the best story Wins.
• I am trusting in the lord and a good lawyer.
• Bad time can come any time and even judges may have to hire a lawyer for themselves.
• If you are absolutely determined to make a lawyer yourself the thing is more than half done already.
• If I say “First of all” Run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you.
• Justice delayed is justice denied.
• Lawyers are man who hire out their Words and Anger.
• The more you sweat in Practice, The less you bleed in Battle.
• The power of the lawyer is in the Uncertainty of the law.
• Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. – John Lennon
• He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
• A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
• Justice is the sum of all moral duty.
• Law school doesn’t teach how to be a lawyer, You will learn that on your own.
• Nobody is Perfect but if you study law You are pretty close.
• Justice will not be served until those who are Unaffected are as outraged as those who are.

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Attorney Quotes

• Some people are not your friends they are just scared to be your Enemy.
• Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. – Abraham Lincoln
• Equality is right, but not fact.
• The choice between law and justice is an easy one for courageous minds.
• My degree in law makes me highly qualified to judge everyone.
• Speak up for those who can not speak for themselves.
• The lawyers know a dead man’s thoughts too well.
• Dating a lawyer ain’t romantic at all, They will start cross examining you while you are talking to them.
• The most powerful way to win an argument is by asking questions, It can make people see the flaws in their logic.
• A bad law is no law.
• You cannot live without the lawyers and certainly you cannot die without them.
• The silence of a lawmen does more harm to the society than the violence of laymen.
• Be a Lawyer in the World full of liars.
• Strict parents raise the best Lawyers, I mean “Liars.”
• We are good lawyers for own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others.
• People do not win people fights, Lawyers do.
• Lawyers think faster when you Pay.
• Liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s freedom, You can only be free if I am free.
• A good lawyer know the law, A better lawyer knows the Judge but the best Lawyer knows the Judge’s mistress.
• A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
• The life of the law has not been logic, It has been Experience.
• Fight for the things you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you.
• Remember that it is not the lawyer who knows the most law, But the one who best prepares his case, Who wins.
• If I see a problem, I like to think if there’s a better way to do it. – Mark Rober
• Law students are trained in the case method and to the lawyer everything in life looks like a case.

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Funny Attorney Quotes

• Defending unpopular positions is what Lawyers do – Paul Clement.
• When an Attorney gets married they  don’t say “I do”, They say “I accept the Terms and Conditions.”
• Make crime pay, become a Lawyer – Will Rogers.
• God works wonders now and then, Behold a lawyer an honest man – Benjamin Franklin.
• We are in the business of helping good people, Overcome bad situations – David Reddell.
• People like to ridicule lawyers, Until they need one.
• Lawyers will the path of truth, even when it not the easiest route.
• Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave – Fredrick Douglass.
• In law, nothing is certain but the expense – Butler.
• Being a Lawyer sounds like it is just getting paid to have anxiety for someone else.
• Both the Parties know the truth, It’s the Judge Who is on Trial.
• The Good of the people is the greatest law.
• Formal education will make you a living, Self education will make you a Fortune.
• Be the change you wish to see in the World –  Gandhi.
• There is no Profession thrilling than legal Profession.
• Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer – Robert Louis Stevenson.
• Dance like no one is Watching, Email like it may one day be aloud in Deposition – Karen Hart.
• The Law is Hard, But it is the Law – Cassandra Clare.
• Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have right to do and what is right to do – Potter Stewart.
• Nothing is easy and with respect to legal work that was absolutely true – Kenneth Eade.
• As a Lawyer, I have had to learn that people aren’t just good or bad. People are many things – James Stewart.
• A lawyer with briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns – Mario Puzo.
• A good lawyer is bad neighbor – French Proverbs.
• Justice has nothing to do with what goes on in a courtroom, Justice is what comes out of a courtroom – Darrow.
• In a world where wrongs persist, lawyers are the champions of change.
• In the court of law, the truth shall set you free but only if it can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt